I am happy to add reader’s suggestions of additional hymns.  See what you can come up with.

How about:

Chill Out, O King, Eternal
Mosey on, Mosey on in Majesty
One Sunny Afternoon (Instead of Forty Days and Forty Nights)
I Suppose My Redeemer Liveth
It is Moderately Okay with my Soul
Sweet Fifteen Seconds of Prayer
Pleasantly, Pleasantly We Think Well of Thee
One of the Church’s Foundations
Jesus, Lamb of God, have M. . .actually, I’m Really Okay

It’s about time we had a hymnal for Church of the Holy Comforter and St. Mattress on the Springs.

And the CD is already available! Go to you tube and search “It’s All About Me worship video”

Some truly oldies:

Make Me a Sandwich
I’m So Glad, I Climbed Out of the Ditch
Faith of Our Woman Ancestors
Shall We Gather at the Labyrinth?
Will the Serpent be Housebroken?
At the Church Bring and Buy (UK)
Lapalooza, What a Lifesaver

Venite Ignoramus (O Come Let Us Ignore Him)

The Indaba thou gavest Lord is ended

Hmmm - off the top of my head:

He’s Got the Whole World In His Pants (I know, that’s an old one )

Jesus, I Barely Thought of Thee

A Maze In Grass

Onward Questioning Dawdlers, Ambling As to Wal(-Mart)

You, Watch the Sand, the Holes-in-One (O-oh Play Through, All Day Too, Yah!)

Kumbya, My Lord, If ya wanna, but if not that’s cool too . . .

Whose Kid is That?

When the Politically-Correct “Heroes” Come Strutting In

What Groovy Emotion Is This, O My Id

I don’t have any song suggestions, but: “Ich Glaub an Gott” is a German-language hymn that goes way back. I’ve sung it in a traditional Lutheran church, in Germany. Using various English lyrics (which are not translations of the German), such as “The King of Kings, Christ Jesus Reigns,” it appears on Christ the King here in the US. It’s in the RC hymnal, and probably Episcopal/Anglican.

But I didn’t find it in the hymnal at a local ELCA church, not by any name, liturgical day, or rhythm. (When I was there, it was not for service, but for an outside music performance.) I inquired of some congregants, and discovered that if I hummed a few bars, the older ones knew it, but the younger ones didn’t. This, in a Lutheran church! I was informed that a few years ago, the hymnal was updated, and some classics were taken out, to leave more room for what sounded like we-are-the-world songs.

I would think that this announcement should have come out tomorrow.

Come, O Zeitgeist, Come
Breathe on Me, Breath of Whatever
Ye Snoozers and Ye Wiccan Ones
Lift High the Puppets

From the “Hip, Technologically Emergent Church Hymnal”:

Be Thou My Version 2.0 (Be Thou My Vision)

Come Thou Font of Every Texting (Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing)

Just Save in Word, and I Shall Be Healed (Just Say the Word, and I Shall be Healed)

Open Our I-Tunes, Lord (Open Our Eyes, Lord)

How Majestic is Your Domain Name (How Majestic Is Your Name)

Make Room Within My Hard Drive, God (Make Room Within My Heart, O God)

In Microsoft I Glory (In the Cross I Glory)

Novell, Novell!  (Noel, Noel!)

All People That on Earth Use Dell (All People That on Earth Do Dwell)

Christ the Lord is Verizon Today (Christ the Lord is Risen Today)

Oh Lord, Can You Hear Me Now?  (Oh Lord, Hear My Prayer)

A Maid Named Grace (Amazing Grace)

Shall We Gather at the Starbucks (Shall We Gather at the River)

O God, our help in ages past

We’ll take ourselves from here

Seriously, folk, I think we have to admit that there is some of ‘us’ in these choices…

You’re correct Adam 12

This is MY story, This is MY song…

Grandmother

All Creatures of Elvis the King

The Strife is O’er, the Battle Done (with alternate text for the celebration of a divorce)

A Comfortable Apartment is Our God
Adequate Grace
Give Him Many Hats

Conversation’s O’er, Discussion’s Begun

“Give Him Many Hats” - glad to see Christopher Johnson here, I had thought originally this was from him, and “Give Him Many Hats” is a priceless addition.

Perfect!  I am preaching on Revelation 2-3 in a few weeks and was looking for some inspirational songs to suggest for music that day.  Thankfully, my favorite hymn was not left out of the new hymnal: Come Thou Long Expected… hey, my favorite episode of Seinfeld is on!

Speaking of Laodicea, do any of you remember the song by Steve Camp, Living in Laodicea?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDJNF6ys0fk

The Dentists Hymn:  Crown him with many crowns
And:
On a hill far way stood an old Chevrolet
All battered and rusty and worn
And along come the Lord in a Model T Ford
And towed that old Chevy away!

LOL! These are really fun. Here’s my humble addition:
Just As I/We/You/He/She/They Am/Are/Are/Is/Is/Are, With A Few Conditions First…

Once to every congregation,
Comes the Moment to say “Bye”

If you’re sappy and you know it….....................
Nevermind…....

Blessed Insurance, my health care is fine
You tell me your brand, I’ll tell you mine…

Rescue the parishes
Help pay for the lawsuits…...

When The Dialogue Starts Yonder, I’ll Be There
However You’d Like Me To Be
Onward Christian Mah Jong Players
Hark the Herald Angels Send A Memo
It Came Upon A Midnight Partly-Cloudy
We Shop Whole Foods Together
Satisfied, Satisfied, We All Like You
The Church’s One Half Bathroom
How Above Average You Are
Blessed Insurance
Recliner Of Ages
My Soul’s Okay Either Way

Don’t forget to include the well-known Xmas hymn:

While shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated round the tub,
A bar of fairy soap came down
and they begun to scrub.

Amazing Grace who brought us snacks
and made coffee in the hall!
Decaf and creamer, sweet and low
our sacraments for all!

The obstretician’s hymn comes to mind: Come Labor On

For the attorneys:
I argue in behalf of the saints of God

What Can It Be?