Given Friedman’s argument, may we all look forward to the day when the NYT outsources Friedman’s job—and we don’t have to read his very average, not to say mediocre, columns?

That’s it! Everyone’s got to become above average.

Roughly half of us are above average now, so if the other half just lift their game, then no-one will be average.

There. Problem fixed. We can get rid of averageness just by some application.

....Waitaminute….

Khashdrahr stopped translating and frowned perplexedly.  “Please, this average man, there is no equivalent in our language, I’m afraid.”
“You know,” said Halyard, “the ordinary man, like, well, anybody - those men working back on the bridge, the man in that old car we passed.  The little man, not brilliant but a good-hearted, plain, ordinary, everyday kind of person.”
Khashdrahr translated.
“Aha,” said the Shah, nodding, “Takaru.”
“What did he say?”
“Takaru.,” said Khashdrahr.  “Slave.”

“Player Piano”, Kurt Vonnegut

Jim “The Waco Kid”: [consoling Bart afterwards]:

What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”?

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers ... these are people of the land ... the common clay of the New West…

You know…

... morons.

Blazing Saddles.

Friedman’s article is wrong in so many ways it’s hard to know where to start. But, I’ll start here: The below averageness of the Chinese workforce is precisely the reason they steal jobs from the U.S. Eventually, these workers will begin to think they deserve more, and when that happens, their jobs will be outsourced to a place where people don’t know any better. Friedman is wrong in another important way: If you look at the difference in overall cost between Chinese production and American, you’ll wonder why there’s such a rush to outsource. It won’t last forever. The pendulum has already started to swing back to U.S. production. Friedman’s sensationalist tripe is already behind the times.

Before I read the article I made a bet with myself: the ever-liberal Friedman will NOT mention the impact of minimum wage on the devaluation of all levels of labor in this country.  The frantic pace to implement automation or outsourcing is a result in part of the minimum wage where a compensation level is set irregardless of the value of the labor input.  Business owners learn quickly they can’t afford to pay $X for less than $X of labor.  So, they don’t hire the less valuable laborer, they automate, outsource, or figure out how to combine jobs to achieve a labor value equal to or greater than X.  I been there, done that.  Part of the hue and cry against Obamacare is that it will double (triple?) down on this economic absurdity.

I will give Friedman credit though;  at least he didn’t repeat the Whitehouse mantra that ATM’s are to blame for the economic woes of the country