(Onion) New College Graduates To Be Cryogenically Frozen Until Job Market Improves

Posted by Kendall Harmon

In a bold new measure intended to address unemployment among young professionals, lawmakers from across the political spectrum agreed on legislation Tuesday to subsidize the cryogenic freezing of recent college graduates until the job market recovers.

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Filed under: * Economics, PoliticsEconomyLabor/Labor Unions/Labor Market* General InterestHumor / Trivia

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